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Read This First 1/16/2024



There is a rumor going around that Ukraine President Zelenskyy approached Switzerland to help try and negotiate a truce with Russia .. I have not seen this in any major publications.. and Zelenskyy may have just gone sking for all I know .. But, we can hope, right?... .and..




In the Red Sea a US Cargo ship was hit by a Houthi missile .. the damage was minimal and there were no deaths .. but. this was an attack on OUR SHIP .. There is NO WAY we don't know where the Houthis are camped out.. Yemen is a desert anyway .. Make Glass ..and ..


PLEASE PLEASE NO !!!  .. Illinois Governor Pritzker BEGGED Governor Abbott of Texas to stop sending busloads of illegal immigrants to his state. "There is a storm coming and we just cannot handle this" ..


Abbott responded, "Listen you whiny little Trust Fund baby pr*ck, why don't you call the head of your party in the White House and tell him to do his job. The migrant problem is far worse here" .. (Ok.. fine.. I added the part about trust fund pr*ck.. But Abbott DID say the rest) ..


Davos: The "We're Rich and we are going to tell the world what they have to do and what they have to STOP doing because we are SMAHHHT and powerful and you are STUPID" convention is happening .. They call it the "World Economic Forum" but we know the truth ..


You'll hear all sort of garbage about the climate .. and world hunger .. Then these elitist meatheads will eat their caviar and get on their private jets to fly home..(Yup, over 1,000 private jets.. That was 2022 We'll get the 2024 numbers when its over later this week) .. . Look people .. The world is tired of your condescending "You must behave and we'll do whatever we want" crap .. Go live your lives and leave the rest of us alone ..





The Iowa Caucuses happened ..The normally historic event was made irrelevant by the arrogant DNC.. As if the order of states makes any difference when you don't allow debates.. or even let your candidate out of his bedroom .. on the other side ..


Former President Donald Trump won in a blowout — confirming his standing as the clear front-runner for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination. With 97% of the expected vote in, Trump had 51.1% support, followed by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (21.2%), former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley (19.1%) and biotech entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy (7.7%), who ended his campaign and gave Trump his support ... hoping for an appointment of some sort.. and...


The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is facing criticism and concern from both politicians and the public over a diversity hiring initiative that actively recruits workers with "severe intellectual" disabilities, "psychiatric" issues and other disabilities.


WHAT? At the FAA? .. "Targeted disabilities are those disabilities that the Federal government, as a matter of policy, has identified for special emphasis in recruitment and hiring," the FAA’s website states. "They include hearing, vision, missing extremities, partial paralysis, complete paralysis, epilepsy, severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability and dwarfism." .. WHAT ???!!!??


Secretary Buttegieg is gonna get people KILLED .. I mean .. The woke thing has to END when people could die .. There have to be places where ONLY the most qualified are hired .. not the woke nonsense .. Someone should ask Pete if he would get a heart operation from a person with partial paralysis... and...


Exit, Stage Left: The push for electric vehicles is a bust, renewable projects like offshore wind farms are being canceled by the boatload, people are tired of being told they can’t buy things they want, like gas stoves and incandescent light bulbs.. Hertz (and others) losing GIANT money on EV's that no one wants.. So... What do you do? ... QUIT !!!


Loser Climate "Czar" John Kerry is pulling the rip cord on his private jet and resigning from his farce job .. Kerry has succeeded at NOTHING except wasting BILLIONS of YOUR tax dollars..




GOLF: The SONY Open Grayson Murray wins in a playoff over Keegan Bradley and Byeong An .. Murray made a 40 Foot putt and An missed from 4 feet .. On to the American Express Championship ..



DP World Tour: Tommy Fleetwood outduels Rory McIlroy and Thriston Lawrence to win the Dubai Invitational . .. On to the Hero Dubai Desert Classic ..


NFL: Houston ends Joe Flacco's miracle run with the Browns ... The Eagle meltdown comes to an end with a loss to the Bucs (One Fan said the owner should walk into the locker room and say, "Everyone without a uniform on, YOU'RE FIRED" ..HHAHA.. yes .. their coaches have been weak ..) Bills beat the Steelers .. Packers send the Cowboys home and the Lions win a playoff game for the first time since I was a kid ..  and ...


NBA: Philly Fans are off the hook as the Worst Ever (for Booing and throwing batteries at Santa) .. Chicago is now in first place.. At the "Ring of Honor" ceremony for the Bulls they inducted a bunch of players and controversial GM Jerry Krause. The fans booed Krause. His wife, Thelma, was there to accept the award for the decease Krause and she cried as the fans booed her late husband. .. now..


First, Yes, Krause was a bit of an egomaniac that took a little too much credit for the Bulls wins .. (He never touched a ball) .. But, he DID put that team together .. and they DID win Six NBA Championships .. and to BOO and old lady.. in front of the team and her grandchildren .. You guys are REALLY low .. (Not all fans.. I know not everyone booed) .. But.. man.. Like School in the Summertime .. NO CLASS !!




To the MOON ALICE !!! For you younger readers the TV Show, "The Honeymooners" was one of the biggest things on TV for a few years (back when there were 3 channels) .. Well, RIP to the last one .. Joyce Randolph, who played Trixie Norton dies at 99 ... End of an Era ..


CALLED IT!!! ... The other girls just could NOT compete with Top Gun Madison Marsh .. HERE.. .. So..We have our first ever Active Military Champion .. and.. There she is ... MISS AMERICA !!!.. HERE.. .. I've already signed up for her hand-to-hand combat training classes... and..


The Emmy's happened.. Check your local listings for the nonsense categories .. but.. Your winners are Aubrey Plaza in the category of "Most Like a Post-it Note" ..HERE.. and in the "Maybe you should have made an exception to your rule, Leo" category was Camilla Morrone ..HERE.. HERE..







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